There's a giraffe tied to your kitchen table. Why?

It was there for the long beans. 

This table was Mr. Giant's favourite dining table. 

The giraffe's favourite tree was growing on this table. 

The Masai tribe are having a break so they've tied their pet giraffe to it. 

If it wasn't tied, it would've run. 

The kitchen table isn't a table yet. It's a huge giant tree with the giraffe's favourite leaves. 

It needed the giraffe's neck as a tool for alignment. The table needed to be placed in a straight position. 

The giraffe was asleep. If it wasn't tied to the table, it would've just collapsed. 

Lion wanted to have a table talk with the giraffe who was too afraid. 

Why not? Do you have a problem with a giraffe tied to a table? 

It's Ikea's new Savannah collection. 

Giraffe saw the most beautiful flower pot on that table and wanted to marry it. 

This table was designed for 8 legs. 

The carpenter had a fetish for long, slender necks. 

Sesame Street wanted to ensure there was some education happening on the table. Enough of TV.

The carpenter took high table way too literally. 

I'm afraid to say that it could be the possibility that it belonged to a restaurant that was taking its concept of farm to table way a tad too serious. 

The answer is simple. That's an African farmer's way of keeping his table from being stolen and carried away from the house. 

The giraffe is not tied to the kitchen table. The kitchen table is tied to the giraffe. 

That's why.